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  1. Siam Diesel
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    A child born out of wedlock is considered a b*stard...
     
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    Don't worry Tibo, I didn't get it either till SD posted the above.....
     
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    ^^^ It's amazing what you learn watching 14 hours of Game of Thrones. ;)
     
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    Yep, I know what the meaning of a b*stard child is, but it just didn't really register within that joke.... :wink:
     
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    Same here :)
     
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    It took me awhile, too. It's a designation that we don't really think about in this day & age...especially living in Thailand. A child is a child...provenance doesn't mean much. But a priest, well...that's all they have to think about... ;)
     
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    I found it mildly amusing,the tag was in the headline,The Properway to call someone a Bastard.coming from a "priest"
    who is not allowed profanity's,exuse me (swearing) aarrhh,mai dai ban yahi
     
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    Get ya, I read right past the opening line....lol..
     
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    I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I ****** a girl called Penny. Is that spooky or what?
    **Updated**
    A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool."

    His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"

    Husband replies, "Our wedding video."

    ~ ~ ~
     
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    :rolling laugh::rolling laugh::rolling laugh: Where do you find so many good jokes, Kev !?
     
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    You got the meaning of the bar--ted joke !! it was a touch on the subtle side,I get them from one of my friends in
    Pattaya one time he would send about 25 /35 in one go not all jokes by the way,some naughty's as well. I liked you nothing as come up (tam a dah)
     
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    n Dallas, Texas, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a very tight leather skirt.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

    Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
    couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

    For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,
    much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
    smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
    more and again was unable to make the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
    picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
    step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
    screeched, "How dare you touch my body"! "I don't even know who you are"!

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
     
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    The first one is not even a joke, it's a fact.
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